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Classified ad site Craigslist has gotten us everything from couches to bikes to poker games--but starting next week, it'll no longer be able to get you hookers. Yes, after pressure from law enforcement who say it's nothing but a front for prostitution, Craigslist is suspending its "erotic services" section. And sure, that's all well and good, but the thing they're forgetting is Erotic Services isn't even where the freaky shit goes down.

For a true look into American depravity, you have to visit the "casual encounters" section, where people of all interests go to scratch their itch. If Craigslist really wanted to get sexually repressive, they'd take a second look at some of the gems we turned up. Also, and we can't say this enough, these are real. Repeat: these are real I'm not an amp, but I am interested in you as a whole person and as an amputee. Bi dude looking for a masc. If you can clear a room then hit me up. I wanna inhale every bit of your raunch man stink. I am craigslist sexiest ads to more if we vibe but I really wanna taste your eggs.

Send stats and a little be about yourself. Would be cool if this could be a regular thing. I want a no strings attached f buddy that is responsible and eye candy to finger my slit. I will deep throat your dick the way you wish So let's hump! Oh I have green eyes, auburn hair, 5'8, 36D boob size, lbs. Please be DD free. Respond with hehot. Its large and very greasy. Come over and rub a slice on abs and chest.

Let me see your ripped arms and legs covered in sauce and cheese put your legs up on the couch! Let me help you rub pizza in your pits after a hard day. You want pizzapits?? Im your man Reply with your fav toppings and i will see what we can do. We are a couple with a hot sexy girl in her thirties.

She would love to force you craigslist sexiest ads submit, suck her strap on, and then let her bend you over and ride your sissy ass while she verbally degrades you. We are real. She totally wants to do this. Reply ONLY if you are:. Under 30 Smooth and good looking no hairy beasts Can take a good piounding and want to feel like her little bitch. Do you like to PvP in the World of Warcraft? Do you want to have sex with a girl playing arena in the eighteen-hundreds bracket?

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I will be playing my druid. I play with another female player on her warrior, but she is not going to physically us. You must be ok with vaginal and anal penetration, as well as eating me out, and you must be able to finish on me twice within one hour. But more importantly, you must be familiar with the game. You should be not only yelling things like, "Your pussy feels so good on my dick" but also pay some attention to my arena game s.

And be loud. Remember, I'll have my heet on to talk to my partner. You must be kinky, naughty, and very horny. I will be quizzing you, so if you are not sure about your stuff, please do not respond. Chubby is BEST! Circumsized will be considered, but not preferred. I have not had sex in about 8 months. I'm a 20 yearold GA Tech craigslist sexiest ads who has never kissed. I have been going out with a girl online for the last 5 years and she's finally craigslist sexiest ads down to see me on the 11th. She tells me it's a big turn-off if a guy doesn't know how to kiss, and she even dumped her last boyfriend because of this.

I want to make a good first impression, but I've never kissed before! Please, I need a girl to practice kissing with, nothing else!! Just kissing lesson - nothing more nothing less! Some have asked if I have terrible oral hygiene or something of that sort, so I included a picture of me showing my teeth! I'm pretty normal overall. Will send more pics on request!

Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then. You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus.

Craigslist sexiest ads

I will send you the address to a hotel and a room. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo.

Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed. Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out.

You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you. I will be using lots of lube as well. When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level craigslist sexiest ads begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. Craigslist sexiest ads will continue having sex until the level ends.

DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts. When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the starts I will penetrate your ass. When level starts I will alternate between holes as I see fit. You may beg me to cum inside or outside of you, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will pull out and blow my load where you have convinced me I want too. You may then say something like "Thanks", "It was great", "I loved it", "Don't stop".

If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean your self with the towel that is beside the bed.

Craigslist sexiest ads

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